No Mean Feet
Dec. 10th, 2025 02:00 pmIf you want a simple theme for a baby shower, it's hard to go wrong with cute little footprints.
Unless the baker misses the "little" part, of course:
Good grief, MY feet are smaller than that. Are you trying to give the mom-to-be a heart attack, bakers?
'Cuz if so, this is also an excellent way to go about it:
"Suddenly Nicola's plans for a natural, drug-free delivery seemed really, really stupid."
And how's the kid even fitting in there, Nicola? Do you have a TARDIS belly? o.0
Oh, wait, or maybe the kid is shaped like this:
On the plus side, he probably won't fall over much.
But we were talking about footprints, weren't we?
Which might be what these are supposed to be. Maybe. Allegedly.
Hey, ever wanted to see a duck with human feet that only walks backwards?
Well, tough. You're going to see one anyway:
Embrace the insanity.
And then waddle backwards with it.
"Sadly, little Mike's dream of becoming a professional dancer came with a slight disadvantage:"
And here I thought that was just a figure of speech.
Of course, the absolute creepiest thing you can do with a footprints shower theme is mistake "footprints" for actual feet:
Somewhere a quartet of elves is literally foot-loose and fancy-free*.
And probably pissed.
*If by "fancy" you mean "feet."
Thanks to today's arch-enemies [smirk] Layli S., Arlene P., Linda A., Gianna M., Anony M., Melissa B., & Becca H. for the sole-full feets.
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And from my other blog, Epbot:
Girl Genius for Wednesday, December 10, 2025
Dec. 10th, 2025 05:00 amAdvent Drabble 9 - Niece
Dec. 9th, 2025 07:15 pmEames is frowning in a way that Arthur has never seen before. Arthur tries to imagine what could cause that expression on Eames’s face. Eames is cool, calm, and collected no matter what shit is going down. The world must be ending somehow. A nuclear missile strike, the final ice sheets collapsing into the sea, something like this.
“What is it?” Arthur asks, stomach already sinking in dread.
“I have been invited to my niece’s sixteenth birthday party.” Eames brandishes the apparent invitation thunderously. “When the fuck did sixteen years go by! Impossible!”
Arthur doesn’t even try not to laugh.
Report: Speed Camera Programs Working in San Francisco, Floundering in Bureaucracy in L.A.
Dec. 9th, 2025 08:25 pmA new report released by Streets Are For Everyone (SAFE) highlights that speed safety cameras — authorized for a handful of cities Assembly Bill 645 in 2023 — are already producing big safety gains in Bay Area cities, while cities in Los Angeles County have yet to get a system up and running.
The report grades seven pilot cities as of October 2025, based on how far along they are in fully implementing their speed camera programs. Malibu was added to the pilot program late last year after a horrific crash in 2023 highlighted dangerous speeding along its part of Pacific Coast Highway.
To create a bias-free way of analyzing cities’ progress, and guide cities’ staff, SAFE created key documents outlining key details, an Implementation Checklist, and an Implementation Flowchart. Links in city names below direct to official project websites.
Success story: San Francisco

San Francisco earns the top mark — A+ — with all 33 cameras permitted by state law installed and actively issuing citations. Since launching warning tickets in March 2025 and full citations in August, the city reports a dramatic 72% average reduction in speeding at 15 key camera locations. In the first six months, over 400,000 warning notices were issued — and the number of violations has steadily dropped week over week, pointing to a swift change in driving behavior.
Officials and advocates agree that San Francisco’s quick action shows what’s possible when cities make safe speeds a priority. Supporters say the result is safer streets for motorists, pedestrians, and cyclists, especially in high injury neighborhoods.
Mixed Progress Elsewhere
Other cities participating in the pilot program vary widely in progress. Oakland is making progress, with 18 planned cameras and a B+ grade; the city expects to begin issuing warnings by the end of 2025.
San José follows with a B. The city has moved past the planning stage for its 33 cameras and is training staff on how to utilize the technology. Cameras should be activated early next year.
But in Southern California, progress is slower. Glendale has begun vendor selection for its 18 cameras planned, earning a B-. Malibu earns a B+. It is crafting the “Request for Proposals” to seek vendors for its project. As noted above, for Malibu the clock started a year later than the other cities.
Long Beach stands at D+. The details of its program should be approved by its City Council sometime this month, allowing it to move into the RFP process. Long Beach plans to have its program up and running next summer.
Disappointment and Delay in Los Angeles
Bringing up the rear is the City of Los Angeles with a grade of a D, and honestly even this seems high. Los Angeles has permission for 125 speed cameras, half of the total number of cameras permitted in the entire state. Yet, the City of Angels has only completed about a quarter of required steps before cameras can go live.
In Los Angeles, where speeding contributes to hundreds of serious injuries and deaths annually, the slow pace is especially concerning. City agencies are still drafting policies and completing procurement. Officials say the aim is to have the system live by the end of 2026 — but that seems unlikely unless the city can suddenly bring the same energy to this project that it does to harassing advocates and devising clever ways to avoid making streets safer.
Next Steps: Finish Implementation and Scale Up
SAFE’s report stresses that delays — especially in large cities like Los Angeles and Long Beach — come at a very real cost in lives and serious injuries. The group calls for elected officials and transportation agencies to accelerate deployment.
“While San Francisco residents are already benefiting from safer streets, millions in Los Angeles, Long Beach, and Malibu, cities with some of the highest crash rates in the state, remain exposed to preventable traffic violence,” writes SAFE.
Once all seven pilot cities are fully operational, SAFE hopes the data will support expanding speed safety systems statewide. The goal: reduce reckless driving, improve safety for all road users, and finally begin to shrink California’s staggering toll of speed-related traffic deaths and injuries.
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Check-In Post - Dec 9th 2025
Dec. 9th, 2025 07:03 pmHello to all members, passers-by, curious onlookers, and shy lurkers, and welcome to our regular daily check-in post. Just leave a comment below to let us know how your current projects are progressing, or even if they're not.
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Tuesday’s Headlines
Dec. 9th, 2025 04:01 pm- More on LA’s War on Street Safety (LAT, ABC7, Pride LA, CBS2)
- CAHSRA Looks Forward, Still Facing Challenges Today (Fox 40)
- Complete Streets Makeover on Huntington Drive (LAist)
- Bikeshare Booming at UCLA (Daily Bruin)
- Trump’s War on CA Economy Making Progress on Main Street (OC Register)
- You Can Report Crimes by Federal Agents (Berkeleyside)
- Race to Succeed Pelosi a “Proxy Housing Battle” (SF Chron)
- Dirty Cars Also More Expensive(Vox)
- Climate Change Causes Healthcare Costs to Go Up, Up, Up (Yale Climate Connections)
- Is NEPA Reform a Good or Bad Thing? (Heatmap)
- Blimps Are Back! (SF Gate)
Get the rest of the headlines at SBUSA, SBLA, and SBSF
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Opinion: Sean Duffy’s ‘Golden Age’ of Dangerous Streets
Dec. 9th, 2025 05:01 amThe post Opinion: Sean Duffy’s ‘Golden Age’ of Dangerous Streets appeared first on Streetsblog California.
Advocates Rally for Full and Fair Muni Funding
Dec. 9th, 2025 12:48 amSan Francisco transit advocate Chris Arvin led the chant “fund the bus” with over 100 advocates, politicians, union reps, and legislative staffers at a rally Monday afternoon on the steps of City Hall. The event was to raise support for a ballot measure next year to raise money for Muni operations. “Without this, we will face catastrophic cuts to service,” said Arvin, who sits on SFMTA’s Citizens’ Advisory Council.
The mayor’s office is already proposing an annual parcel tax that would raise $187 million. That would be coupled with the Connect Bay Area Act, a regional transit funding measure that would institute a 1/2-cent sales tax, which, if it passes, would provide $160 million per year to Muni. Together, they should close the existing budget deficit.
However, transit advocates want to see San Francisco’s measure raise $260 million in order to fill Muni’s growing $300 million-plus annual budget deficit but also allow significant service improvements. “Let’s offer voters a vision,” said Arvin.
That vision would include a 10 percent increase in service, including adding frequency, restoring truncated routes, and possibly bringing back pre-COVID and new express routes. It would also keep up with inflation, so advocates and riders won’t be saddled with yet another funding crisis in just a few years.

Monday’s coalition also wants guarantees that the costs of the tax are not passed on to renters and that big-tech, wealthy property owners don’t get any tax breaks in the deal. “We must make sure the largest corporations pay their fair share,” said District 11 Supervisor Chyanne Chen. Chen added that seniors on a fixed income should be exempted from the parcel tax.

For the advocates, transit issues and social justice are inextricably linked. “Sometimes getting on the Muni 49 or the 14 is physically impossible right now,” thanks to reduced service and overcrowding, explained Maya Scott with Senior & Disability Action, part of the Muni Now, Muni Forever coalition. For seniors and others, this becomes a safety issue when someone in a wheelchair is stuck waiting for a bus for hours. “Let’s pause for a moment and consider who depends on Muni.”
District 9 Supervisor Jackie Fielder, who also spoke at the event, praised the mayor for agreeing to a “progressive tax,” but stressed that his proposal doesn’t go far enough. “We need an explicit prohibition on a pass-through to renters,” she said.

All the speakers stressed that good Muni service underpins San Francisco’s ongoing recovery. Small businesses depend on good transit to get customers and employees into their shops, they said. Several of the transit advocates also pointed out that without a healthy transit system, drivers suffer too.
District 7 Supervisor Myrna Melgar, another speaker at the event, told Streetsblog that she considers transit so fundamental to San Francisco that ultimately she will vote “yes” with or without the progressive safeguards. “I want a zero-percent pass-through, but I’ll pass whatever is passable.”
For more, check out the San Francisco’s Chronicle‘s breakdown of the parcel tax on various property types. To get involved, check out the Muni Now, Muni Forever website.
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Disclosure: The appeals in this story were filed by Joe Linton outside of his capacity as an editor of Streetsblog Los Angeles. You can read Linton’s full preview, review, and social media of the meeting at his personal website and Bluesky. You can also listen to the hearing here.
Last Friday, December 5, the City of Los Angeles Board of Public Works heard, and mostly rejected, five appeals that claimed the City was not following the instruction of voters to make streets safer through the 2024 Ballot Measure HLA that voters passed overwhelmingly. The law requires the city to implement its own mobility plan, passed in 2015, as it makes improvements to city streets.
What is restriping?
In late November, the Board mostly-rejected the first batch of appeals made by Joe Linton. In those appeals, Linton argued that as the city was changing street parking allocations, removing peak hour lanes, or making other changes to the streets – so these projects should trigger HLA. City staff argued that these changes are exempt from HLA as they are just “restriping.”
The Board of Public Works, all of whom are appointed by the Mayor with the approval of the City Council, agreed with the city staff recommendation and fully denied all the appeals, except one (Whitsett) they mostly denied.
At the start of the December 5 meeting, Josh Vredevoogd with Streets for All, the non-profit that authored the HLA ballot measure and was the primary force behind its passage, spoke about their understanding of the measure and the law. He testified that the intent of the measure as authored and passed by voters would require that any projects that include changing road uses would trigger the HLA mandate.
“Our interpretation and our intention with writing the law is clear,” Vredevoogd testified. “Restriping is only an exemption from HLA when it is not paired with other improvements. As defined improvements mean any repaving project or other modification of at least 1/8 of a mile in length.”
The board voted unanimously several times to continue with the original interpretation made by city staff, that changing street usages (mainly adding parking) does not trigger HLA law unless there is repaving involved.
Board Acts After Legal Authorization Expired
In two cases, the Board considered and denied appeals nearly a week after the legal deadline to hear and decide them.

Linton broke down the Byzantine appeal timeline for the board. Stakeholders have thirty calendar days to file an appeal of a project on the city’s mobility plan dashboard. After that, the Board of Public Works has 60 calendar days to rule on the appeal and can continue the matter for another fifteen days for a total of 75 days.
In the case of two projects that Linton was appealing, the Roscoe Avenue Bus Lanes and Whitsett Avenue Resurfacing, the last day that appeals could be filed for those projects was September 17. Sixty days after that was November 16. Had the Board voted to continue these projects (which they had done for part of Roscoe but not for Whitsett) the deadline would have still passed on December 1, the Monday before the December 5 hearing took place.
Rather than admitting their error and moving forward with other pieces of business, the Board moved forward with the hearings after an impressive feat of Orwellian gaslighting from Assistant City Attorney Ted Jordan. Jordan stated that the Board was doing Linton a favor by illegally hearing his appeal of the Whitsett Avenue Resurfacing. The board later quickly heard and rejected the appeal of the Roscoe Boulevard Bus Lanes noting that it had already empowered itself to disregard the city’s ordinance on the HLA appeals process.
The following is a transcript of Jordan’s testimony that can also be heard beginning at the broadcast of the meeting at the 2:04:39 on YouTube.
“Mr. Linton indicates the measure HLA Implementation ordinance, does have a timeline for the board to decide the appeals. Because there was a glitch with when the mailed notice was sent to Mr. Linton…that’s why we’re having the hearing today, because we wanted to provide Mr. Linton the full amount of notice that the ordinance calls for, which has been done.
The going beyond the deadline of the ordinance doesn’t deprive the board the ability to consider Mr. Linton’s appeal, deny the appeal, grant the appeal. In this case, it’s being granted, in part. The ordinance does not have any… the implementation ordinance for Measure HLA doesn’t contain any provision that has the appeal being deemed approved or deemed denied if it goes beyond the date, so the board is not deprived of its jurisdiction.
The purpose of the appeal, the administrative appeal here, is to give any member of the public who feels the city has got it wrong on a project to come and bring that to the board in a rapid, informal process, without having to go to court, which could take years. And that’s why we’re here today. Every effort is made to bring these matters to the board and to provide the appellants the, I think it’s ten days, notice. In this case, we’re a few days beyond that; but the board is not deprived of its ability to have that review and consider the item on its merits.”
The “glitch” that Jordan references is that the Board attempted to hear Linton’s appeal of the Roscoe Boulevard Bus Lanes at the November 24 hearing. But after it was demonstrated they failed to properly notice the hearing they postponed the hearing until December 5. At the time Jordan was making his statement, the Board was debating whether or not to hear the appeal of the Whitsett Avenue Resurfacing project, which had neither been continued nor was there any confusion around a “glitch.”
The partial approval that Jordan mentions is that, for Whitsett, where the city acknowledges resurfacing triggered HLA, the city will study opportunities to fix a traffic signal pedestrian crossing button, known by detractors as the ped/beg button, and report back sometime in the next sixty days. Linton was asking for the city to install two crosswalks in his appeal.
The actual projects appealed
Here are the projects appealed at the December 5 hearing.
(1) Roscoe Boulevard bus lanes, appeal rejected – Previous Streetsblog coverage, staff report
(2) Oro Vista Avenue Local Flow Management Project, appeal rejected – Staff report
(3) Whitsett Avenue resurfacing, appeal partially upheld, see above – Previous Streetsblog coverage, staff report
(4) Melrose Avenue peak hour lane removal, appeal rejected – Previous Streetsblog coverage, staff report
(5) Pico Boulevard peak hour lane removal, appeal rejected – Previous Streetsblog coverage, staff report
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Police and Fire Departments Shut Down Volunteer Crosswalk Painting Event in Westwood
Dec. 8th, 2025 09:18 pmYesterday, LAPD shut down a volunteer work party painting new crosswalks in Westwood. The crosswalk install was organized by Jonathan Hale, under the banner of People’s Vision Zero which is building on the work of do-it-yourself street safety installs pioneered by the L.A. Crosswalks Collective. Hale was one of the people behind guerilla crosswalks shaming the city into adding actual official crosswalks at West L.A.’s Stoner Park.
Yesterday’s community crosswalk install was located at the intersection of Kelton Avenue and Wilkins Avenue, near the Westwood V.A
Streetsblog interviewed Hale yesterday, who termed yesterday’s incident “a bummer.”
“It’s sad that it comes to this,” he said.
Hale related that volunteers had completed two of four crosswalks there and were starting the third when two LAPD cars and one LAFD ambulance arrived. Police arrived due to reports of vandalism and seemed somewhat confused when they found volunteers openly painting missing crosswalks.

As the organizer of the event, Hale came forward to speak with the LAPD and explained what was going on. Officers then cuffed Hale, patted him down, and threatened to “arrest everybody.”
Hale stated that he was cuffed for 15-30 minutes. LAPD cited Hale for misdemeanor “vandalism on city property,” a charge that he says typically means a $250 fine. No other volunteers were ticketed.

Hale says that the PD made the volunteers unblock the closed street, at which point people drove over wet paint, spreading it beyond the intersection. “It looks like crap” complained Hale.
For additional details, see Hale’s post at Reddit, and watch PeoplesVisionZero Instagram reel recapping yesterday’s LAPD action.

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'Scuse Me, I Think Your Fly Is Down...
Dec. 9th, 2025 02:00 pm
"LEAPING LILY PADS!! Is...is that what I think it is? Phil, are you seeing this?!"
"...Phil?"
"...Will?"
"...Jill?
"You guys, snap out of it!"
"I'm...I'm scared, Gill."
"It's unnatural, I tell you - UNNATURAL!"
"Quiet, Bill! He's coming!"
"Hey guys! Wassup?
"They call me...TADPOLE."
Thanks to wreckporters Susan M., Abby G., Amber K., Becky L., Jesse D., Madi L., Sara M., and Tammy H. & Melanie D., who sent in separate reports of the same frog. I love it when that happens! My wrecky minions are everywhere - EVERYWHERE! Muah-ha-haaa!
*****
If you know someone who loves frogs, maybe skip the wreck and get them this instead:
Fanatical About Frogs
It's part of a cool animal series with incredible art. In fact I'm also eying Obsessive About Octopuses, just for the cover alone. Hnnng.
[#282 | Catharsis] Voting Post
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Join Us Our Fireside Chat With Paper Inventions Author Kathy Ceceri!
Dec. 9th, 2025 01:23 am
Join Dale Dougherty and Kathy Ceceri, author of Make: Paper Inventions, for a Fireside Chat exploring STEAM activities for young inventors.
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Challenge 532
Dec. 8th, 2025 09:02 pmTHE 16TH ANNUAL JAMES GARFIELD CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!
Dec. 8th, 2025 11:38 pmAdvent Drabble 8 - Wonder
Dec. 8th, 2025 06:59 pm“This is a time of wonder,” Eames is proclaiming.
“Whenever you’re around me is always a time of wonder,” Arthur mutters.
“What a lovely thing to say, darling!”
“I wonder what new and exciting way Eames will find to irritate me this time,” Arthur explains.
“Ha ha. I meant Christmastime. Christmas is a time of wonder and joy. Not just me.”
“I didn’t say you were a time of joy. Just wonder.”
“That’s okay. I have time to convince you of the ‘joy’ part later.”
“How?” Arthur asks suspiciously.
“Darling, you’re going to like it so much,” Eames promises enthusiastically.
Check-In Post - Dec 8th 2025
Dec. 8th, 2025 06:43 pmHello to all members, passers-by, curious onlookers, and shy lurkers, and welcome to our regular daily check-in post. Just leave a comment below to let us know how your current projects are progressing, or even if they're not.
Checking in is NOT compulsory, check in as often or as seldom as you want, this community isn't about pressure it's about encouragement, motivation, and support. Crafting is meant to be fun, and what's more fun than sharing achievements and seeing the wonderful things everyone else is creating?
There may also occasionally be questions, but again you don't have to answer them, they're just a way of getting to know each other a bit better.
This Week's Question: Does anyone have any plans for making Christmas gifts or cards?
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I now declare this Check-In OPEN!
